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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2014, 08:23:50 PM »
Hey Auntie Pink,
I was notified by the "Mouth" that you may be having some horrendous, unacceptable Labour Relations issues with your current employer FJ Industries.
You may not be aware that my career prior to entering Hero status was that of an HR Master, specializing in making the law bend to suite your situation, thereby crushing your employers chance of fabricating bullshit paperwork and paying off fellow employees.
I would be happy to take on your case pro bono due to our previous working relationship in the now defunct SHC.
Just send word with the Mouth and I will be in touch.

Oh and before I forget.......
In regards to your unfortunate "ZC" situation, I have had to deal with some of his known associates during my time in the now defunct SHC and although willing to help you, he is a tricky one and should be monitored at all times.

Wickedly yours,
Gothrika-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka....

Ps- please ensure that the Mouth does not visit with ZC and start sharing "beverages"....that could resulting a very messy an devastating outcome to the city. :D

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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2014, 05:42:48 AM »
Dear Aunty Pink

I just wanted to ask a quick etiquette question.

Is it considered socially acceptable to invite Gimbles without being invited to invite the previously mentioned Gimbles?

Its just that Mimsy has been really really bored since she had to leave the penthouse ... and bored = spending loads on shoes!

Thanks

PhantomAmongPhantoms

DearGhostboy


What?
Are you trying for longest name in Humphreydale or something?

Thanks for asking!

I asked around and all the guys I know say Gimbles are always welcome. Something about "pneumatic chests"-Personally I prefer Kwik-Fit but tyre mechanics are always useful... bring em in I say.

Hope this helps

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Aunty Pink

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2014, 01:23:25 PM »
Dear Aunty Pink-

 Starting a few weeks ago, I started having crazy dreams, and now I have all kinds of unbelievable images in my head. 

I know they could have never happened, or they'da been all over the news, but I can't shake the feeling that they're real somehow... actually, they've kinda inspired me, and with the other things that have happened, they have actually come in handy in deciding how to react to...well, the changes that lead me to take up my new ...hobby.

My question is this... Am I go'in nuts?!

Should I tell someone (at least Mom), or would I end up in the loony bin?

Hope you can advise me, as I need to decide how to handle this pretty soon.

Please answer ASAP!

AS
« Last Edit: September 01, 2014, 01:29:02 PM by AngelicaSynn »

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2014, 02:35:04 AM »
Dear Auntie Pink,

I'm just an old villain in a new world. I managed to catch up with some other villains from the old world after the Gallifreyan transported us all to this new reality. Man....... He wasn't kidding when he said that Tardis was bigger on the inside. I'd have never guessed you could fit almost 20 teams in there. It's good to see you got your old job back. After the Zigonians started destroying our old world, I never thought I'd read any of your advice columns again. BTW, wasn't it you that advised me to turn on that homing beacon that brought them there?

Anyway, that's neither here nor there.

My real issue is that I was visiting this lame @$$ forum hoping to get advice and what not on how to get around in this new world. Seems they don't have Google Maps here and my GPS isn't working on this planet. It doesn't even plug into the electrical sockets. It's like the technology is all alien or French or something.

Idk. There I go rambling again..........

Anyway, so I was going to this lame @$$ forum and people were there complaining that it was a lame @$$ forum. So in my way, though toned down a bit while I peepsed my environment, I tried to liven the place up. Can you believe it? They banned me for not "adding to the conversation constructively". WTF does that mean?

So after my timeout, I wandered into this room where they were discussing why the lame @$$ forum was such a lame @$$ forum and what could be done to make it less lame @$$ than it already was lame @$$.

One of the moderators of the lame @$$ forum went on to say the mods could only do so much to liven up the lame @$$ place and that it was up to the players to make it more lively and less lame @$$ than its lame @$$ was.

Well, you know me. I piped in saying the forums would continue to remain lame @$$ until they stopped the lame @$$ habit of banning for every lame @$$ reason. A person couldn't have any fun in that lame @$$ place before the lame @$$ forum Nazis slammed the lame @$$ banhammer down.

Well,...........

They banned me again........... This time for good.......... the lame @$$3$.........

So I guess my question is how do you stop something from being lame @$$ if everytime you try to make it less lame @$$ it just becomes more lame @$$?

Thanks in advance for the help Aunty Pink.

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« Last Edit: December 11, 2014, 02:10:09 AM by FumaHanzo »
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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2014, 10:58:18 AM »
Dear Auntie Pink,

Why is the floor of the team van always wet and sticky? And am I ever going to get my kidney back?

A prompt answer would be great on the whole kidney issue as I'm starting to get whoozy...

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2014, 10:58:39 AM »
Hey Auntie Pink,
I was notified by the "Mouth" that you may be having some horrendous, unacceptable Labour Relations issues with your current employer FJ Industries.
You may not be aware that my career prior to entering Hero status was that of an HR Master, specializing in making the law bend to suite your situation, thereby crushing your employers chance of fabricating bullshit paperwork and paying off fellow employees.
I would be happy to take on your case pro bono due to our previous working relationship in the now defunct SHC.
Just send word with the Mouth and I will be in touch.

Oh and before I forget.......
In regards to your unfortunate "ZC" situation, I have had to deal with some of his known associates during my time in the now defunct SHC and although willing to help you, he is a tricky one and should be monitored at all times.

Wickedly yours,
Gothrika-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka....

Ps- please ensure that the Mouth does not visit with ZC and start sharing "beverages"....that could resulting a very messy an devastating outcome to the city. :D

Dear Gothrika

Thanks for asking!

Let's see... HR Specialist... used to bending the law to suit the client.... willing to do the work  FOR FREE .

Yeah you sound like just the answer to all my problems... what could possibly go wrong?


Please kick FJ's ass to Kingdom Come and make him pay me properly this time.

thanks!

Hope this helps

Whatever

Aunty Pink

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« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2014, 11:02:42 AM »
Dear Aunty Pink-

 Starting a few weeks ago, I started having crazy dreams, and now I have all kinds of unbelievable images in my head. 

I know they could have never happened, or they'da been all over the news, but I can't shake the feeling that they're real somehow... actually, they've kinda inspired me, and with the other things that have happened, they have actually come in handy in deciding how to react to...well, the changes that lead me to take up my new ...hobby.

My question is this... Am I go'in nuts?!

Should I tell someone (at least Mom), or would I end up in the loony bin?

Hope you can advise me, as I need to decide how to handle this pretty soon.

Please answer ASAP!

AS

Dear Angelica

Thanks for asking!!

Yeah you're losing the plot. Tell your mom or possibly a registered health professional. Pay no attention to all those stories about two worlds merging that are flying around they're obviously bullshit. I mean, come on! Next you'll be telling me you believe in superheroes with fire coming out their head.

*cough cough*

Jeeeze maintaining a secret identity is hard isn't it? Who bothers with that shit?

OK well yeah, go see a shrink. Unless you actually have superpowers in which case it's probably some twin soul shit and it might be worthwhile seeing a saint or one of those magic-using mystic superheroes.... but those lot are usually bogus and shifty types. Check your writs for your watch and cufflinks after you shake hands with them.

Hope this helps

Whatever

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« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2014, 11:06:06 AM »
Dear Auntie Pink,

I'm just an old villain in a new world. I managed to catch up with some other villains from the old world after the Gallifreyan transported us all to this new reality. Man....... He wasn't kidding when he said that Tardis was bigger on the inside. I'd have never guessed you could fit almost 20 teams in there. It's good to see you got your old job back. After the Zigonians started destroying our old world, I never thought I'd read any of your advice columns again. BTW, wasn't it you that advised me to turn on that homing beacon that brought them there?

Anyway, that's neither here nor there.

My real issue is that I was visiting this lame @$$ forum hoping to get advice and what not on how to get around in this new world. Seems they don't have Google Maps here and my GPS isn't working on this planet. It doesn't even plug into the electrical sockets. It's like the technology is all alien or French or something.

Idk. There I go rambling again..........

Anyway, so I was going to this lame @$$ forum and people were there complaining that it was a lame @$$ forum. So in my way, though toned down a bit while I peepsed my environment, I tried to liven the place up. Can you believe it? They banned me for not "adding to the conversation constructively". WTF does that mean?

So after my timeout, I wandered into this room where they were discussing why the lame @$$ forum was such a lame @$$ forum and what could be done to make it less lame @$$ than it already was lame @$$.

One of the moderators of the lame @$$ forum went on to say the mods could only do so much to liven up the lame @$$ place and that it was up to the players to make it more lively and less lame @$$ than its lame @$$ was.

Well, you know me. I piped in saying the forums would continue to remain lame @$$ until they stopped the lame @$$ habit of banning for every lame @$$ reason. A person couldn't have any fun in that lame @$$ place before the lame @$$ forum Nazis slammed the lame @$$ banhammer down.

Well,...........

They banned me again........... This time for good.......... the lame @$$3$.........

So I guess my question is how do you stop something from being lame @$$ if everytime you try to make it less lame @$$ it just becomes more lame @$$?

Thanks in advance for the help Aunty Pink.

Rebel without a Pause.

Can't stop. Won't stop. Grammar time.

Dear Rebel without a Clue

Thanks for asking!

What the fuck is that??? don't you know how to spell ass?

My advice is if something ain't fit for purpose burn it to the ground and claim on the insurance. Or fix it up with a phony MOT certificate and sell it on Craigslist. Caveat Emptor and all that.

I once got rid of a heart I didn't need that way and made a nice profit on it.

By the way every supervillain needs a decent car and I happen to have one for sale... would you be interested? full MOT, 12 moths insurance and some really nifty rocket launchers.

Hope this helps.

Whatever

Aunty Pink

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« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2014, 11:09:55 AM »
Dear Auntie Pink,

Why is the floor of the team van always wet and sticky? And am I ever going to get my kidney back?

A prompt answer would be great on the whole kidney issue as I'm starting to get whoozy...

Dear Blackfire

Thanks for asking!

Well I'm not a medic but I'd say a kidney once removed doesnt normally grow back unless you happen to have regeneration powers... if that's not the case for you it's probably worth calling 911.... as regards the Chaos Team Van... you really *do not* want to know why it's sticky but you should probably get a tetanus shot whilst you're getting your kidney-ectomy treated. Also a rabies shot... and get yourself a good dose of antibiotics and a test for STDs. and... well just ask the ambulance guys to give you one of everything to make sure.

Hope this helps (I do hope ZC didn't visit)

Whatever

Aunty Pink