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Ask Aunty Pink
« on: July 25, 2014, 11:20:41 AM »
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Yada yada yada post your personal problems here and I'll do my best to take them seriously.

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Aunty Pink


I'm getting paid for this, right, FJ?


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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2014, 12:18:56 PM »
Yay! Aunty Pink is back!

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2014, 01:13:45 PM »
I'm getting paid for this, right, FJ?

Does the love and adoration of your peers count?  ;)
« Last Edit: July 25, 2014, 04:25:59 PM by Final Judgement »

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2014, 04:15:12 PM »
Of course it does!!! (as long as it's backed up with cold - hard CASH!!)

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2014, 06:23:24 PM »
Since we're on different time-zones...

Can I sleep in your office when you aren't using it? (I'll answer the phone, and what-not...)

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2014, 07:39:54 PM »
I'm getting paid for this, right, FJ?

Does the love and adoration of your peers count?  ;)

Dear FJ
(can I call you FJ? Whatever I'm gonna call you FJ).

No.

Can I eat adoration? Will it get me drunk ?(in the literal sense metaphors are useless). Does it come with a final-salary pension and benefits? No.

The bottom line is the bottom line. 60k a year or I go back to the "other" forum.

Hope this helps!

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2014, 07:43:11 PM »
Of course it does!!! (as long as it's backed up with cold - hard CASH!!)

Dear ASS (oh "sorry" - AS. Bygones)

Thanks for asking!
(you didn't)

Keep out of my salary negotiations or I'll sic my union on you.

Hope this helps!

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Aunty Pink
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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2014, 07:50:37 PM »
Since we're on different time-zones...

Can I sleep in your office when you aren't using it? (I'll answer the phone, and what-not...)


Dear ZC

Thanks for asking!

No. We have barely finished paying off the Environmental Health guys after the last time.
There is a perfectly good dumpster out back sleep there.

Do not answer my phone I mean it.

Look I tell you what I'll add your accommodation costs to my wage negotiations with FJ. send your bills to him. Ir kip in his car. Anywhere but here. I saw what happened to the CDC...

Hope this helps! (Don't even touch my phone)

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Aunty Pink
Do not answer my phone.

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2014, 07:56:48 PM »
I'm getting paid for this, right, FJ?

Does the love and adoration of your peers count?  ;)

Dear FJ (as above)

Zombie Control needs somewhere to sleep. I cannot afford to fumigate my office daily. You will have to pay his rent bills.

Sure he's a drunk smelly asshole... and those are his good qualities but Shadow Knight's budget cuts hit his department hard...one time the CDC ran a tight ship and kept the city free of the zombie menace.

plus ca change and all that. Pay up or find some other agony aunt.

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2014, 11:16:00 PM »
The check is in the mail.  ::)

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2014, 11:39:13 PM »
Dear Aunty Pink-

I don't hold your mis-typing errors against you (I barely passed typing class myself).

In fact, I baked you some cookies (I hope you like snicker-doodles).

I was gonna leave them at your office, but this creepy-lookin' guy in a gas mask kept following me... he smelled of low-quality gin, so I got the hoorah outta there...

I realize I forgot to ask a question last time, so here is one for this time...

Do you have specific hours that you're usually in the office?   (if so, you can e-mail me at **********@*****.***)
I wanna avoid that creepy guy, and he might swipe your cookies.

Thanks bunches

AS
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2014, 05:39:25 AM »
Dear Aunty Pink-

I don't hold your mis-typing errors against you (I barely passed typing class myself).

In fact, I baked you some cookies (I hope you like snicker-doodles).

I was gonna leave them at your office, but this creepy-lookin' guy in a gas mask kept following me... he smelled of low-quality gin, so I got the hoorah outta there...

I realize I forgot to ask a question last time, so here is one for this time...

Do you have specific hours that you're usually in the office?   (if so, you can e-mail me at **********@*****.***)
I wanna avoid that creepy guy, and he might swipe your cookies.

Thanks bunches

AS

Dear AS

Thanks for asking!

I avoid the office as much as possible to be honest that ZC guy insists on sleeping there regardless. He thinks I can't see him under the pile of beer bottles and pizza boxes but to be honest the pile of beer bottles and pizza boxes is a giveaway. So's the smell. Whatever.

Until FJ coughs up the goods I'm working remotely from the coffee shop.

Hope this helps

Whatever


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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2014, 05:43:42 AM »
The check is in the mail.  ::)

Dear FJ

Thanks for answering!

WHAT THE HELL?

That check arrived... I presume you're paying me daily now? There'll be another one tomorrow for the same amount? Because if that is a WEEKLY payment ... well I'm insulted... and if that's monthly??? Forget it I am not working if that is my monthly salary... wage... whatever the hell the word is.

By the way if you think that will cover ZC's housing costs... well put it like this ... it won't cover the cleaning bill for the first week...

I'm breaking into the FinalJudgement Car tonight and leaving Zombie Control there. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Hope this Helps! (COUGH UP NOW)

Whatever

Aunty Pink

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2014, 06:11:34 AM »
Dear Aunty Pink

I just wanted to ask a quick etiquette question.

Is it considered socially acceptable to invite Gimbles without being invited to invite the previously mentioned Gimbles?

Its just that Mimsy has been really really bored since she had to leave the penthouse ... and bored = spending loads on shoes!

Thanks

PhantomAmongPhantoms

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Re: Ask Aunty Pink
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2014, 09:10:50 AM »
Dear FJ

Thanks for answering!

WHAT THE HELL?

That check arrived... I presume you're paying me daily now? There'll be another one tomorrow for the same amount? Because if that is a WEEKLY payment ... well I'm insulted... and if that's monthly??? Forget it I am not working if that is my monthly salary... wage... whatever the hell the word is.

By the way if you think that will cover ZC's housing costs... well put it like this ... it won't cover the cleaning bill for the first week...

I'm breaking into the FinalJudgement Car tonight and leaving Zombie Control there. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Hope this Helps! (COUGH UP NOW)

Whatever

Aunty Pink

Dear Ms. Pink,

Please think carefully about your next move. Although FJ Industries isn't the behemoth it once was we still wield quite a bit of power in and around the government of this fair city.

If you feel as if you are being paid an unfair wage please feel free to bring it to the attention of Employment Commissioner, Ira Purwages. He and I can discuss it the next time we play golf at the club.

As far as leaving Zombie Control in the Judgement Mobile - whatever. It's lease is just about up and I was thinking of upgrading anyways. I'll let the dealership deal with getting the "ZC" stains out of the upholstery (bleh).

Regards,

Final "still got the juice" Judgement